Right, its time for an English lesson. Actually make that a Maori lesson.
I must admit I don't speak Maori. And no, it is not the only language spoken in New Zealand. We do speak English, well Koiwoi English with a but of un uccent ya' know? I manage to read Maori and I can speak the language alright, however I don't understand what I'm saying. So I guess this will be more of a quick blog on pronunciation.
For example, the Wh in Maori sounds like an f. Now when on the phone suggesting to people to go to Whakapapa, this does not mean i am swearing at them or telling them to do anything other than to simply visit the area. However there is still the usual awkward silence.
Kia Ora is the main way to say hello in Maori. It means 'be healthy'. What a lovely way to say g'day. This is said Key-Orra. If you are lucky enough to have the chance to visit a Marae ( a Maori meeting house) you will hear the word Tenakoto. Possibly several times, and this means welcome. Welcome, welcome.
Possible street phrases you may hear:
'Yo cuz hook me up wif sum Kai'. Translation: ' Hello my friend, please can I have some of your food'. The key word here is Kai, which is Maori for food. Very important to know. Pronounced Kigh, like high with a K.
' I got the Whanau over for the break'. Translation: ' I have my family staying for the holidays'. The key word here is Whanau, which is Maori for extended family. It is pronounce 'farnow'.
Its pretty easy really. The vowels A, E, I, O, U are pronounced Ah, Eh, eee, orr, oooh. And thats all you need to remember in order to read the names like a true Kiwi. Ka Kite Ano (cheerio then).

